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Price of Petrol

dirkgg

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<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt" align=center>This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Diet Apple Juice 16 oz £1.29 ........... £10.32 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz £1.19 ........... £9.52 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Ocean Spray 16 oz £1..25 ............ £10.00 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Brake Fluid 12 oz £3..15 ............. £33.60 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz £8.35 ........ ..£178..13 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Pepto Bismol 4 oz £3..85 ........... £123.20 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Tippex (White out)7 oz £1.39 ........ £5.42 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">And this is the REAL KICKER. </DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">Evian water 9 oz £1.49 ................ £21.19 per gallon.</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt"> £21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source.

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)


Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?


So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at ................. (you won’t believe it .... but it is true ........) £5,200 per gal ... (five thousand two hundred pounds)



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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt">So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad that your car doesn’t run on water, Tippex, Pepto Bismol, or, God forbid, Printer Ink!</DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR>
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Just a little humour to help ease the pain of your next trip to the petrol pump.
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