Watching Greek TV is an enlightening experience, especially if you tune into STAR Channel. If you want the really serious news, this is not the channel for you, but for a gossip-ridden round-up of Greek celebrity and wannabee news, this is it. Current topics are dominated by Eurovision speculation, with the Greek contender Sakis Rouvas featured heavily. Rouvas is a Corfiot, born in Mandouki, and won third place in the 2004 Eurovision contest. Let’s see what he can do in Moscow in May – Corfiot support is guaranteed!
STAR Channel must also take the prize for the most gruesome weather forecasting – but this opinion perhaps depends on whether you are male or female. The weather presenter, Petroula, looks and behaves like an Italian porn star, and most women I know switch over to the urbane middle-aged gentleman on Antenna rather than endure the vulgar show put on by Petroula, with her Barbie-on-speed outfits and her Mickey Mouse weather maps. Have we said too much? You'll only ask, so I may as well just tell you now, yes she does have a website! Petroula Greek Weather
Talking of weather – and who hasn’t been this winter? – Corfu has had the wettest winter that anyone can remember, and that includes our friend Niko’s grandpa. When did it ever rain so much and so often, putting a blight on our usual enjoyable winter pastime of open-air coffee drinking. So many residents of Corfu are what you might call ‘at leisure’ in the winter, when the holiday business shuts down, and a trip into Town to sit under the trees of the Main Square and people watch or browse through bootleg DVDs has always been a favourite pastime. People come from as far away as Kassiopi and Lefkimmi to indulge in this pleasant pastime, perhaps indulging in a delicious spinach or cheese pie around noon. But this has not been the best winter for such idle pleasures. Walking on Barbati Beach recently, giving the dog a real run for once, we were startled when the rare sun was blotted out by a series of giant shadows, as flying objects swooped overhead and landed on the beach.
Visitors to Barbati often arrive by boat, but rarely by parachute, as these guys (and one girl, for the record) did. Parachuting down on their wildly colourful wings, they had launched themselves off the crags of Mount Pantocrator and glided down on the air currents to the shore. Like gods, oblivious to our open-mouthed admiration, they unbuckled their harnesses and stowed their ‘wings’ carefully in the packs they wore. Cigarettes were smoked, banter exchanged, and a battered jeep arrived to take them away. The dog was spellbound – and so were we. One way of getting around.
Another example of weird weather is of course what the Venetians, who suffer from it frequently, as do the Corfiots and many other inhabitants of Greece, call 'Red Rain'. This strange phenomenon occurs about this time of year usually, just when people have whitewashed their house and garden walls, hung out the winter carpets and bedding and cleaned their cars, all in time-honoured preparation for Easter, a festival that requires a high degree of cleanliness (and new clothes and shoes). The wind comes up from the south, the sky turns yellow and brings the rain, laden with red sand from the Libyan Desert. Within minutes, everything is clogged up and stained by the liquid mud. Apparently Cairo suffers from it too, in March, when the desert winds revolve in the right direction, but heck! Is that any consolation? They are a lot closer to the Libyan Desert than we are – it hardly seems fair.
Rubbish disposal and recycling are rather delicate subjects of discussion in Corfu (along with the neverending story of the new Corfu Hospital). In February, details were published in the Agni Forums of an actual, working recycling operation. Click here
Helping to turn discarded rental accommodation fridges into new, useful, things!
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POLLY VROMIKOS COLUMN APRIL 2009 It's only in March that many of those who live in Corfu begin to emerge from their winter lethargy, rub their bleary little eyes, strained from an overdose of dvds – and look around for the first time in weeks, if not months. This probably applies more to anyone who works or is otherwise dependent on the tourists for a livelihood, for those exotic creatures, the tourists, visit Corfu only in summer, causing a general hibernation for workers in the travel industry.
Around March 25th each year, the swallows return to repair their old nests or build new ones; their chirpy optimism seems to awaken something in our hearts, and we manage to shake off the dull discontent of winter and get back to the business of making a living. It seems it really is possible to turn one’s back on the misery of winter, with no earnings coming in, no debts being paid, and little or no interesting scandal or gossip to break the monotony. Corfiot hibernation may not be as extreme as that of the bear, for example, or the squirrels, that simply pull the plug, switch off, and go into a state of suspended animation. (This state is actually quite easily and quickly induced by watching repeats of House, CSI etc for a few days). But the subjects start getting up later and later each day, manipulating other people into doing their shopping, and keeping the shutters closed to avoid having to look at another day of rain.
Then, one day, you hear the birds. You look outside and realize that the grass has grown up to the level of the first-floor balcony. People are whitewashing walls and painting around the separate stones of the crazy paving path in a burst of energy brought on by the fact that Easter is imminent and everything must be clean and tidy for that great event.
Yes seriously, Thailand. Greeks adore beaches and swimming and snorkeling and some of them never quite recovered from the euphoria of seeing Leonardo diCaprio in ‘The Beach’. To be sure, that film didn’t have a happy ending, but the scenery was divine and desirable. (Much as Leo was to young females). Cheap deals and a growing familiarity with the concept of holidays abroad has meant that many Corfiots now simply abandon Corfu’s shores once the winter sets in, and fly off to Thailand, there to live, wearing very few clothes, swim and fish and have massages all day, and be surrounded by polite and smiling people.
Sounds like Eden to me. Where do I sign up for next winter?
They soon found out that the golden-limbed girls of the summer, generous with their favours, were really suspicious, hostile harridans tightly wrapped in impenetrable layers of M & S woollies, unwilling to open their arms or their front doors to young Greeks bearing no matter how many gifts. The girls, too, often failed to recognize their handsome bronzed summer Lotharios in the shivering strangers huddled on their doorsteps swaddled in thick grey three-piece suits and anoraks. It just wasn’t the same, somehow. You would hear the plaintive bleat of the displaced, disillusioned Corfiot all along Oxford Street, or on the escalators at Marble Arch. It was only when they sighted each other at check-in at Heathrow, on the way Home, that they smiled again, slapped each other’s backs, and started sharing cigarettes and experiences.
Editor's Note: Agni Aunt, is that you in the photo above? Because the above photos are not Thailand at all! No, they are photos of our very own dear Anti Paxos!
Spending so much time at home, out of the rain, has one advantage. Surfing the Internet can be done without any effort at all, and what delicious surprises it can provide. Another website with a wonderful display of photographs taken by a very talented local man is this one: http://www.ctts.gr/photos/pan/pan.html It is the website for RadioTaxis Corfu, and the talented photographer just happens to be – one of the cab drivers. Blogs are bursting forth from the fertile Corfu soil like so many mushrooms – and can keep you entertained for hours. They can also provide answers to some of those nagging questions you carry around in your head for days or even weeks. One such instance is to be found on the Corfu Blog. Back in February, the Blog mentioned the rather surrealistic bronze column that had recently been erected in Dassia, at the side of the main road. Rumours as to its meaning were rife – a monument of some kind? - but it turned out to be an innovative method of environmentally-friendly rubbish disposal. Thanks to the ladies of the Corfu Blog for this information. *Oh, yes, and even Petroula is on facebook!
Agni forum members are not by any means strangers to inspiring, harrowing or just plain cute stories about Corfu’s animals. Usually, stories are about cats or dogs. We are going to try to bring you each month stories about other animals. We thought we would start off with the story of how one of our Team reunited an African Grey Parrot with its owner! Working quietly in her office, she was interrupted by a phone call from a girl friend, on holiday in Corfu, gabbling excitedly into her mobile phone. ‘Come to the villa, now! You are not going to believe this!’ Luckily the girlfriend was staying in a villa very close to the office. When she got there, the friend was waiting, hovering anxiously behind the curtains of the windows that led out on to the magnificent terrace with stunning view of the sea. (OK, we got that bit out of the brochure..). She pointed a shaking finger. On the bamboo table, dipping its beak delicately into a glass of fruit juice, was a large and very handsome grey parrot.
As we walked over to the table, it cocked its head and regarded us with remarkably intelligent eyes. It showed no inclination to leave, and seemed to be amused by the rather inane remarks we made to it, in something like baby-talk. You know, ‘Oh aren’t you a beautiful boy!’ – that kind of thing. Our words clearly did not impress the bird.
With Petroula still in mind, I thought we should have a more relaxing caption competition. (It's an old one, but one of my favourites!)
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